Tag: top 5 lists

The top 5 bad sex moves!

The top 5 bad sex moves!

| November 28, 2008 | 0 Comments

The Fantastic Voyage.- The fantastic voyage is any sexual contact with the highly regarded rap artist Coolio. The W2.- This is having sex while doing your taxes. Note that the 1040EZ is a protracted form of the W2. The Catch 22.- This is a 2 male, 1 female threesome. The Captain Ahab.- Sex with an […]

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Top 5 sex moves we just made up!

Top 5 sex moves we just made up!

| November 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

As the ghostboner crew transcended upon their favorite eatery for beer and the best hot wings in the world. We knew that such a gathering meant there was work to be done. Work so devious the weak would shy away the very mention of it. Work so vile, so well kept in the depths of […]

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The Mustache: Friend or Foe?

The Mustache: Friend or Foe?

| August 16, 2008 | 0 Comments

“The Stash” is an extremely difficult piece of facial hair to sport well, here are the top five best ever… 5.Hulk Hogan Iconic ‘stash, he has always had it, which is pretty much a must for this list. Bonus points for it being blonde and technically a fu-manchu which is the only type of mustache […]

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Top Five Ugliest Fighters in MMA

Top Five Ugliest Fighters in MMA

| June 16, 2008 | 0 Comments

#5 Hong Man Choi He is only 5th because he is asian and there is a very small difference between an ugly asian and the worlds most beautiful asian man. (most beautiful asian man pictured below for comparison) #4 Matt Linland Ugly as hell and not very good. If for some reason I was raped […]

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Five Crappiest Fights of All TIme

| May 31, 2008 | 0 Comments

#1 Diego Sanchez vs Josh KoscheckTwo dudes hate each other. You give these two dudes the opportunity to hit each other with absolutely no repercussions. This is gonna be a sweet fight, right? Nope. I can’t even remember who won. I just know it wasn’t me. Fuck, I hate these guys now. #2 Kalib Starnes […]

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Five Best Fights Ever

| May 31, 2008 | 0 Comments

#1 Forrest Griffin vs Stephan Bonnar If you disagree with this one you don’t like fighting, you like ballet dancing…fag. #2 Don Frye vs Yoshihiro Takayama You’ve got to love two dudes who seemingly made a prefight pact not to block any punches. Seriously, more punches were blocked in the fight in Rocky IV. #3 […]

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