Tag: MMA

You Should Know: Tommy Toe Hold

You Should Know: Tommy Toe Hold

| August 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

The Tommy Toe Hold Show or “Triple-T H S” is a regular web show about MMA. It’s fast-paced style requires your undivided attention or you are bound to miss one of the rapid fire jokes. He is constantly doing impressions ranging from uncanny to so bad that its funny. You should know about Tommy toe […]

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K-Flow

K-Flow

| August 9, 2009 | 0 Comments

If you look closely you can see a small quantity of urine escape out of the bottom of Florian’s shorts. What people don’t know is fighters are like astronauts or race car drivers, they have all that gear on and they have been strapped in for hours with no bathroom, so when the need arises […]

Aoki, Me Rikey Your Skirta

Aoki, Me Rikey Your Skirta

| March 10, 2009 | 0 Comments

Cage Potato: How does one say “no homo” in Japanese? Shinya “Tobikan Judan” Aoki and Masakazu “Ashikan Judan” Imanari showed up to a recent media grappling session in costume for some reason, with Aoki dressed as a schoolgirl and his Nippon Top Team homeboy as some sort of lecherous gym teacher. Sources tell CagePotato that […]

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UFC 96: A Gift From The Man Himself

UFC 96: A Gift From The Man Himself

| March 8, 2009 | 0 Comments

If the Octagon looks a bit more ethereal than normal, I assure you it is with good reason… This was my view from the complimentary seats given to my friends and I last night for UFC 96 held in suddenly sunny Columbus, Ohio. Dana White, a man whose Santa Claus-like streak of generosity and jovial […]

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Joe Rogan Knows All and Sees All

| October 6, 2008 | 0 Comments

This is why Joe Rogan is the perfect fit for an MMA commentator, even in his “foggiest” of moments he managed to call this fight correctly. Apparently he also enjoys watching TV in someone’s basement rape-room.

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Diaz vs. Alvarez

Diaz vs. Alvarez

| October 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

During EliteXC’s broadcast on CBS last night they confirmed that the rumored lightweight title bout between Eddie Alvarez and Nickk Diaz is going to take place on November 8th. If you don’t spend all your free time trying to find MMA to watch like I do, then you may have missed Alvarez’s run through the […]

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Kimbo Slice Is The Best Fighter Ever…

| October 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

Tonight Kimbo Slice was supposed to take on Ken Shamrock, a washed up “legend”, who hasn’t won a fight since 2004. Ken cut his eye(in warm ups no less, who does that), and was deemed medically unfit to fight. In stepped Seth Petruzelli, a journeyman who most people felt would leave the cage on a […]

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Ref Choke Slams A Fighter

| September 25, 2008 | 0 Comments

No matter what you think at the time, nothing good can come from fighting the ref.

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Anatomy of a Badass

Anatomy of a Badass

| September 18, 2008 | 0 Comments

Last night saw the premier of the new season of The Ultimate Fighter on Spike. There were some impressive fighters (Krzysztof Soszynski, Dave Kaplan) and not so impressive fighters (Lance Evans). Phillipe Nover Fainted at the sight of Dana White, but made up for that extremely embarrassing moment by handling his opponent well and finishings […]

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Affliction "Postpones" October Event, Dana White Pollutes Shorts With Glee

Affliction "Postpones" October Event, Dana White Pollutes Shorts With Glee

| September 11, 2008 | 0 Comments

Dana White recently foretold that Affliction would be out of business by January. Looks like he may have been a little conservative in that estimate. Their October show, featuring Andrei Arlovski vs Josh Barnett, was postponed until…well, I guess they didn’t give a new date. The best part of the whole deal is that they […]

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International MMA Nipple Tweaking Conspiracy

International MMA Nipple Tweaking Conspiracy

| September 8, 2008 | 0 Comments

A few weeks ago we posted an incriminating gif of Georges St Pierre fooling around with his nipples before a fight. While this was slightly alarming, we thought it was an isolated incident until…I think it’s too early to label this phenomenon industry wide. Originally we thought that St Pierre was doing this as an […]

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Couture Vs. Lesnar: November 15th

Couture Vs. Lesnar: November 15th

| September 3, 2008 | 0 Comments

Sherdog reported yesterday: Six-time UFC champion Randy Couture will return to the Octagon this November, ending an 11-month legal battle with the promotion he’s called his home for the last 11 years. A previously announced bout between UFC interim heavyweight champion Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira and Frank Mir scheduled for December will determine the next contender […]

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Guard Passing 101

| September 1, 2008 | 0 Comments

I don’t see what the big deal is, passing guard is just this easy. I predict when this information gets out, it revolutionizes MMA and completely removes the ground game from the sport.

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Kimbo Slice to Take on Ken Shamrock

| August 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

You read the title, so you know what’s going on. This debacle is set to go down on October 4th on CBS. Shamrock is more washed up than a 19 year old Thai hooker. The guy hasn’t won a fight since 2004, and hasn’t beat a credible opponent since Dan Severn in 1995. Kimbo…don’t get […]

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Bas Rutten is Completely Insane

| August 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

Bas Rutten is an MMA legend…and a possible sociopath with a deep love of the nut shot.

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Hellboy Takes Dream Lightweight Grand Prix

| July 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

Joakim “Hellboy” Hansen probably figured that he would pass the time at the Dream Lightweigth Grand Prix finals by beating up Kultar Gill and watching some fights. After Eddie Alvarez was unable to continue due to an eye injury sustained in his semifinal victory over Tatsuya Kawajiri, those plans changed in a hurry. Hansen replaced […]

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Possible Fight of the Year

| July 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

Eddie Alvarez took on Tatsuya Kawajiri in the semi finals of the Dream Lightweight Grand Prix last weekend. To say that it was a good fight would be a bit of an understatement. If you gave a couple of koala bears some crystal meth and locked them in a tiny room for a little while […]

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Fedor, Silva, Arlovski, Fight Fans: All Big Winners

| July 21, 2008 | 0 Comments

Since they happened simultaneously, we watched Affliction first. After the Fedor fight, I’m thinking, “This is the best fighter in the world right now.” Until the Silva fight on UFC. Then I was back to thinking Anderson Silva is the best pound for pound. Obviously, everyone on the planet would kill his own mother to […]

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Ben Rothwell is Moving on Up

| July 15, 2008 | 0 Comments

Ben Rothwell is fighting former UFC Heavyweight Champion Andrei Arlovsky at the Affliction:Banned show on July 19th. A few years ago he was beating up kids that didn’t have enough self esteem to be topless in public. Ben sure is living the American dream.

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Top Five Ugliest Fighters in MMA

Top Five Ugliest Fighters in MMA

| June 16, 2008 | 0 Comments

#5 Hong Man Choi He is only 5th because he is asian and there is a very small difference between an ugly asian and the worlds most beautiful asian man. (most beautiful asian man pictured below for comparison) #4 Matt Linland Ugly as hell and not very good. If for some reason I was raped […]

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The Diaz Brothers are Classy Boys

| June 16, 2008 | 0 Comments

This was the scene after KJ Noons’ EliteXC lightweight championship fight last night. The hand that keeps giving the finger near the camera belongs to Nate Diaz. It’s hard to see, but at around the 0:54 mark, that same hand throws a water bottle at Noons’ dad. I bet that goes a long way towards […]

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Melvin Manhoef is a Frightening Man

| June 15, 2008 | 0 Comments

If you missed Dream 4 last night, you missed this epic destruction of living legend Kazushi Sakuraba at the hands of Melvin Manhoef. Manhoef is one scary dude. If Dream wanted this fight to go to a decision, they should have given Sakuraba a football helmet…and maybe a bat…or a wooden plank with a rusty […]

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Five Crappiest Fights of All TIme

| May 31, 2008 | 0 Comments

#1 Diego Sanchez vs Josh KoscheckTwo dudes hate each other. You give these two dudes the opportunity to hit each other with absolutely no repercussions. This is gonna be a sweet fight, right? Nope. I can’t even remember who won. I just know it wasn’t me. Fuck, I hate these guys now. #2 Kalib Starnes […]

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Five Best Fights Ever

| May 31, 2008 | 0 Comments

#1 Forrest Griffin vs Stephan Bonnar If you disagree with this one you don’t like fighting, you like ballet dancing…fag. #2 Don Frye vs Yoshihiro Takayama You’ve got to love two dudes who seemingly made a prefight pact not to block any punches. Seriously, more punches were blocked in the fight in Rocky IV. #3 […]

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