Stripper Fight!

| September 26, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Hot Girls Week: Day 5

Hot Girls Week: Day 5

| September 25, 2008 | 0 Comments

Aubrey O’Day

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Ref Choke Slams A Fighter

| September 25, 2008 | 0 Comments

No matter what you think at the time, nothing good can come from fighting the ref.

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Hot Girls Week: Day 4

Hot Girls Week: Day 4

| September 24, 2008 | 0 Comments

Olivia Munn

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Assault With A Deadly Wet One

Assault With A Deadly Wet One

| September 24, 2008 | 0 Comments

Local WV news website reports: SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station. Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off. Then, he […]

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The Famous Topless "Miley Cyrus" Photo

The Famous Topless "Miley Cyrus" Photo

| September 24, 2008 | 0 Comments

Its a sad day, the end of an era. In this photo you can see that this girl is clearly NOT Miley Cyrus, sorry. I know its fun to pretend, but no matter how much you want this to be Miley Cyrus you can’t ignore the fact that this girl has attached earlobes and Miley […]

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Hot Girls Week: Day 3

Hot Girls Week: Day 3

| September 23, 2008 | 0 Comments

Bar Refaeli

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Hot Girls Week: Day 2

Hot Girls Week: Day 2

| September 22, 2008 | 0 Comments

Audrina Patridge

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If This Doesn’t Make You Chuckle, I Don’t Like You

| September 22, 2008 | 0 Comments

This one’s an oldie, but a goody…and it’s really short, so those of us that have attention issues can play too.

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Hot Girls Week: Day 1

Hot Girls Week: Day 1

| September 21, 2008 | 0 Comments

Megan FoxThe power was out, now its back… Hot Girls Week!

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Anatomy of a Badass

Anatomy of a Badass

| September 18, 2008 | 0 Comments

Last night saw the premier of the new season of The Ultimate Fighter on Spike. There were some impressive fighters (Krzysztof Soszynski, Dave Kaplan) and not so impressive fighters (Lance Evans). Phillipe Nover Fainted at the sight of Dana White, but made up for that extremely embarrassing moment by handling his opponent well and finishings […]

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The truth about the beast uncovered via numerical code.

The truth about the beast uncovered via numerical code.

| September 12, 2008 | 0 Comments

We here at ghostboner have been working diligently trying to uncover the truth behind all things “evil”. You know like demons, ghouls, goblins (also includes goblins of the hobbing nature otherwise known as “hobgoblins”), amish people, and satan himself.The christian right have been pulling the amish grown wool over our eyes for years with their […]

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Battle Rappin’ Rules!

| September 11, 2008 | 0 Comments

After watching this I don’t understand why rap battles aren’t more popular.

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Affliction "Postpones" October Event, Dana White Pollutes Shorts With Glee

Affliction "Postpones" October Event, Dana White Pollutes Shorts With Glee

| September 11, 2008 | 0 Comments

Dana White recently foretold that Affliction would be out of business by January. Looks like he may have been a little conservative in that estimate. Their October show, featuring Andrei Arlovski vs Josh Barnett, was postponed until…well, I guess they didn’t give a new date. The best part of the whole deal is that they […]

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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 7

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 7

| September 10, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 6

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 6

| September 9, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Bad Ass America!

Bad Ass America!

| September 9, 2008 | 0 Comments

An historic event has occurred over the weekend which must be documented. I new addition to modern vernacular has been made: America /əˈmɛrɪkə/[uh-mer-i-kuh]adjective: 1. Extremely impressive.2. Highly unrealistic or impractical; outlandish.3. Paradigm example of triumphExamples: “Man, that F150 is Bad Ass America!” “Did you see that strippers titties? Those things were so America!” “I heard […]

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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 5

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 5

| September 8, 2008 | 0 Comments
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International MMA Nipple Tweaking Conspiracy

International MMA Nipple Tweaking Conspiracy

| September 8, 2008 | 0 Comments

A few weeks ago we posted an incriminating gif of Georges St Pierre fooling around with his nipples before a fight. While this was slightly alarming, we thought it was an isolated incident until…I think it’s too early to label this phenomenon industry wide. Originally we thought that St Pierre was doing this as an […]

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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 4

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 4

| September 7, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 3

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 3

| September 6, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 2

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 2

| September 5, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Suck It NFL

Suck It NFL

| September 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

Two years ago the NFL fined Bengal’s receiver Chad Johnson $5000 for wearing a name tag the read “Ocho Cinco” on his jersey during pregame warm ups. Chad decided to spend this off season legally changing his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. Now the NFL has to allow him to wear the name. He’s […]

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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 1

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 1

| September 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

We here at The Boner have declared it Marisa Miller Week! For the next seven days you can expect to find pictures of God’s greatest achievement. …and on the seventh day… Boobies! I know it would be a clever trick to genetically engineer a swimsuit model without nipples to increase the angles and provocative nature […]

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Can you have sex with a man and not be gay?

Can you have sex with a man and not be gay?

| September 4, 2008 | 0 Comments

I know how our fan thinks. You lay in bed at night and wonder if you are gay. What does it feel like to have sex with or be sexed by a guy? We at The Boner want to help you by outlining the ways that two men can have sex and not be gay… […]

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Couture Vs. Lesnar: November 15th

Couture Vs. Lesnar: November 15th

| September 3, 2008 | 0 Comments

Sherdog reported yesterday: Six-time UFC champion Randy Couture will return to the Octagon this November, ending an 11-month legal battle with the promotion he’s called his home for the last 11 years. A previously announced bout between UFC interim heavyweight champion Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira and Frank Mir scheduled for December will determine the next contender […]

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Guard Passing 101

| September 1, 2008 | 0 Comments

I don’t see what the big deal is, passing guard is just this easy. I predict when this information gets out, it revolutionizes MMA and completely removes the ground game from the sport.

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Todd Weeks

| September 1, 2008 | 0 Comments

This man lives at:7972 Council RoadLewistown, OH 43333 I know this, because Todd knows this.His videos are for sale on his website: www.toddweeksmovies.comUnder “Contact Info” on his website: Contact Info: If you want to talk to Todd Weeks, you must send your phone number in the mail. I have free long distance, and I will […]

You Ain’t Got No Alibi

You Ain’t Got No Alibi

| August 31, 2008 | 0 Comments

These are the ugliest people on the internet, in no particular order. Bonus Game: The first person to successfully masturbate to any of these photos wins a free Ghost Boner T-shirt. Post your entries in the “Comments” section. Let the games begin!!

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Kimbo Slice to Take on Ken Shamrock

| August 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

You read the title, so you know what’s going on. This debacle is set to go down on October 4th on CBS. Shamrock is more washed up than a 19 year old Thai hooker. The guy hasn’t won a fight since 2004, and hasn’t beat a credible opponent since Dan Severn in 1995. Kimbo…don’t get […]

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I Screwed the Pooch

I Screwed the Pooch

| August 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

A couple of days ago, I posted a video of a guy knocking out some jackass that was twirling around the ring like the Queen of all Fairies. It’s been brought to my attention that this video is from the movie Never Back Down. I don’t know why I thought it was a real fight. […]

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Ghost Boner Classic: Skeletor V. Beastman

| August 26, 2008 | 0 Comments

Enjoy this classic video from Brandon Dicamillo, psychopath partly responsible for bringing you Jackass.

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Holy Reach-Around!

Holy Reach-Around!

| August 25, 2008 | 0 Comments

Jesus would give you a reach-around, you know, if he were fucking you in the ass at the time. If this doesn’t get us some hate mail, then I don’t understand the point of organized religion.

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What the Fuck?

What the Fuck?

| August 19, 2008 | 0 Comments

This type of art is apparently called “Macrophile” art. Its made by a guy named gideon, I bet he’s normal, you know aside from drawing horse men with six foot penises. I found it shortly after stating out loud that I was probing the outer fringe of weird shit on the internet. You be the […]

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The Mustache: Friend or Foe?

The Mustache: Friend or Foe?

| August 16, 2008 | 0 Comments

“The Stash” is an extremely difficult piece of facial hair to sport well, here are the top five best ever… 5.Hulk Hogan Iconic ‘stash, he has always had it, which is pretty much a must for this list. Bonus points for it being blonde and technically a fu-manchu which is the only type of mustache […]

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Ghost Boner Classic: True Hollywood Story: Prince

| August 14, 2008 | 0 Comments

Enjoy this classic skit from The Chapelle Show. This video is very hard to track down due to copyright stuff from comedy central, so sorry if it goes down. In my opinion this one is way better than the famous Rick James skit.

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NARP!

| August 14, 2008 | 0 Comments

Live Action Role Playing, or as its alternatively known the nerdiest thing ever done, ever. Being identified in the following video is the same as getting a vasectomy, you will never reproduce. Can you believe there are people out there who are acting out world of warcraft and dungeons and dragons? There people are by […]

Cyanide and Happiness

Cyanide and Happiness

| August 10, 2008 | 0 Comments

We get a ton of e-mail and a large number of them ask for us to do a daily comic here at Ghost Boner. I can barely remember to shower everyday… and that day-light savings time is every 4 years. Cyanide and Happiness. Keep those e-mails coming, Boner fans, we would just be a couple […]

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Self Defense for Dorks

| August 6, 2008 | 0 Comments

All fighters should watch this video…they could learn a lot.

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Bas Rutten is Completely Insane

| August 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

Bas Rutten is an MMA legend…and a possible sociopath with a deep love of the nut shot.

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Hellboy Takes Dream Lightweight Grand Prix

| July 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

Joakim “Hellboy” Hansen probably figured that he would pass the time at the Dream Lightweigth Grand Prix finals by beating up Kultar Gill and watching some fights. After Eddie Alvarez was unable to continue due to an eye injury sustained in his semifinal victory over Tatsuya Kawajiri, those plans changed in a hurry. Hansen replaced […]

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Possible Fight of the Year

| July 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

Eddie Alvarez took on Tatsuya Kawajiri in the semi finals of the Dream Lightweight Grand Prix last weekend. To say that it was a good fight would be a bit of an understatement. If you gave a couple of koala bears some crystal meth and locked them in a tiny room for a little while […]

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The Church of Perryism

| July 22, 2008 | 0 Comments

…and we open our hymnals to page 437 and sing the glory unto Perry.

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Fedor, Silva, Arlovski, Fight Fans: All Big Winners

| July 21, 2008 | 0 Comments

Since they happened simultaneously, we watched Affliction first. After the Fedor fight, I’m thinking, “This is the best fighter in the world right now.” Until the Silva fight on UFC. Then I was back to thinking Anderson Silva is the best pound for pound. Obviously, everyone on the planet would kill his own mother to […]

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The Factory

| July 20, 2008 | 0 Comments

I don’t know if you have heard about this new show on spike sundays at 10, but this show is really good. This show is loosely scripted, which is the real genius. Who hasn’t worked an easy, grab-astic job with a hilarious bunch of slackers, and thought… “This would make a great show.” This is […]

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Ben Rothwell is Moving on Up

| July 15, 2008 | 0 Comments

Ben Rothwell is fighting former UFC Heavyweight Champion Andrei Arlovsky at the Affliction:Banned show on July 19th. A few years ago he was beating up kids that didn’t have enough self esteem to be topless in public. Ben sure is living the American dream.

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Wild Wacky Action Bike

| July 14, 2008 | 0 Comments

Bless me father for I have sinned, it has been fifteen days since my last confession…

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Google Street View

| June 29, 2008 | 0 Comments

Ok, so this isn’t all that funny, in fact, the video below is about as funny as this subject gets. But, it is a very cool sort of useful tool. People over 30 will never use it, people over 30 probably aren’t reading this so, let me just get something off my chest… Bon Jovi […]

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George Carlin Dead at age 71

| June 25, 2008 | 0 Comments

On June 22, 2008, Carlin was admitted to St. John’s Hospital in Santa Monica, California after complaining of chest pain. He died later that day at 5:55 p.m. PDT of heart failure at the age of 71. They say this is his best work. I like him from the Aristocrats movie too, though he was […]

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Steak – Patton Oswalt

| June 24, 2008 | 0 Comments

Bend over Abigail-Maye… here comes the gravy pipe!

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