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UFC 96: A Gift From The Man Himself

UFC 96: A Gift From The Man Himself

| March 8, 2009 | 0 Comments

If the Octagon looks a bit more ethereal than normal, I assure you it is with good reason… This was my view from the complimentary seats given to my friends and I last night for UFC 96 held in suddenly sunny Columbus, Ohio. Dana White, a man whose Santa Claus-like streak of generosity and jovial […]

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The UN-Bucket List

The UN-Bucket List

| February 16, 2009 | 0 Comments

Now that my “crazy” years are behind me there are some things, looking back, that I meant to accomplish and can’t believe that I never got around to… Visit the Prehistoric Forest restaurant from Tommy-Boy. Website Its just sitting there waiting for me, but I think the fact that it is a functioning tourist attraction […]

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The A-B-C’s of A-S-S Rock

The A-B-C’s of A-S-S Rock

| February 6, 2009 | 0 Comments

So you and crap-rock have been seeing each other for a while, sparks are flying, and you decide its time to take it to the next level. Great to see you’ve decided to make the commitment! Avoid looking foolish by following my handy guide:The ABC’s of ASS-Rock! Step 1: First things first, let’s pick a […]

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The top 5 bad sex moves!

The top 5 bad sex moves!

| November 28, 2008 | 0 Comments

The Fantastic Voyage.- The fantastic voyage is any sexual contact with the highly regarded rap artist Coolio. The W2.- This is having sex while doing your taxes. Note that the 1040EZ is a protracted form of the W2. The Catch 22.- This is a 2 male, 1 female threesome. The Captain Ahab.- Sex with an […]

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Top 5 sex moves we just made up!

Top 5 sex moves we just made up!

| November 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

As the ghostboner crew transcended upon their favorite eatery for beer and the best hot wings in the world. We knew that such a gathering meant there was work to be done. Work so devious the weak would shy away the very mention of it. Work so vile, so well kept in the depths of […]

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Chicken: the revelation.

Chicken: the revelation.

| November 14, 2008 | 0 Comments

For years the world was satisfied with regular old chicken. Then came fried chicken. then came chicken fingers. Then came buffalo wings. This snowball effect of chicken evolution has no plans on stopping now. Not with a revolutionary new theory that we here at ghostboner have been hard at work in the lab creating.The idea […]

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The truth about the beast uncovered via numerical code.

The truth about the beast uncovered via numerical code.

| September 12, 2008 | 0 Comments

We here at ghostboner have been working diligently trying to uncover the truth behind all things “evil”. You know like demons, ghouls, goblins (also includes goblins of the hobbing nature otherwise known as “hobgoblins”), amish people, and satan himself.The christian right have been pulling the amish grown wool over our eyes for years with their […]

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Can you have sex with a man and not be gay?

Can you have sex with a man and not be gay?

| September 4, 2008 | 0 Comments

I know how our fan thinks. You lay in bed at night and wonder if you are gay. What does it feel like to have sex with or be sexed by a guy? We at The Boner want to help you by outlining the ways that two men can have sex and not be gay… […]

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I Screwed the Pooch

I Screwed the Pooch

| August 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

A couple of days ago, I posted a video of a guy knocking out some jackass that was twirling around the ring like the Queen of all Fairies. It’s been brought to my attention that this video is from the movie Never Back Down. I don’t know why I thought it was a real fight. […]

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The Mustache: Friend or Foe?

The Mustache: Friend or Foe?

| August 16, 2008 | 0 Comments

“The Stash” is an extremely difficult piece of facial hair to sport well, here are the top five best ever… 5.Hulk Hogan Iconic ‘stash, he has always had it, which is pretty much a must for this list. Bonus points for it being blonde and technically a fu-manchu which is the only type of mustache […]

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Top Five Ugliest Fighters in MMA

Top Five Ugliest Fighters in MMA

| June 16, 2008 | 0 Comments

#5 Hong Man Choi He is only 5th because he is asian and there is a very small difference between an ugly asian and the worlds most beautiful asian man. (most beautiful asian man pictured below for comparison) #4 Matt Linland Ugly as hell and not very good. If for some reason I was raped […]

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