Bad Ass America!

| September 9, 2008 | 0 Comments

An historic event has occurred over the weekend which must be documented. I new addition to modern vernacular has been made:

America /əˈmɛrɪkə/[uh-mer-i-kuh]adjective:
1. Extremely impressive.
2. Highly unrealistic or impractical; outlandish.
3. Paradigm example of triumph

“Man, that F150 is Bad Ass America!”
“Did you see that strippers titties? Those things were so America!”
“I heard you banged that new secretary at the office. Her body is so America”

Something can be described as “America” if it extends a throbbing, erect penis in defiance to all those who are less capable and unable to achieve that which is truly great. That which is “America” is that which all other things would aspire to be.

Use it wisely as a tool to express the extremely positive nature of something which envokes extremely strong feelings of America-ness.

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