Archive for November, 2008

The top 5 bad sex moves!

The top 5 bad sex moves!

| November 28, 2008 | 0 Comments

The Fantastic Voyage.- The fantastic voyage is any sexual contact with the highly regarded rap artist Coolio. The W2.- This is having sex while doing your taxes. Note that the 1040EZ is a protracted form of the W2. The Catch 22.- This is a 2 male, 1 female threesome. The Captain Ahab.- Sex with an […]

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Top 5 sex moves we just made up!

Top 5 sex moves we just made up!

| November 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

As the ghostboner crew transcended upon their favorite eatery for beer and the best hot wings in the world. We knew that such a gathering meant there was work to be done. Work so devious the weak would shy away the very mention of it. Work so vile, so well kept in the depths of […]

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Cop steals xbox

| November 22, 2008 | 0 Comments

Embedded video from CNN Video Man those rented police uniforms and stolen car really paid off. Fable 2 is awesome.By the way did anyone get a look at that TV. Im pretty sure you cant even hook an xbox up to it. next time I’ll take those gold toofs too.

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Worst idea ever.

| November 18, 2008 | 0 Comments

Ok, so apparently one of the creators of UFC has been on some heavy hallucinogens. Or maybe he can just be persuaded to put his name on anything. Yes this is arm wrestling… to the MAXX!! apparently its pinfall, knockout, submission, or judges decision. its basically two guys holding hands and fighting as if one […]

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"Meh" Added to Dictionary

"Meh" Added to Dictionary

| November 18, 2008 | 0 Comments

Apathy news?… who cares? Yahoo news reports: The expression of indifference or boredom has gained a place in the Collins English Dictionary after generating a surprising amount of enthusiasm among lexicographers. The origins of “meh” are murky, but the term grew in popularity after being used in a 2001 episode of “The Simpsons” in which […]

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UFC 91: The New Age of Cock Chestnar

UFC 91: The New Age of Cock Chestnar

| November 16, 2008 | 0 Comments

The big guy with the penis on his chest won. I guess hitting Randy in the head with a truck is his Kryptonite or Communism or whatever Captain America’s weakness was, I don’t remember. The behemoth known as Cock Chestnar knocked The Natural down with a powerful, well placed blow from his redwood with knuckles, […]

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Chicken: the revelation.

Chicken: the revelation.

| November 14, 2008 | 0 Comments

For years the world was satisfied with regular old chicken. Then came fried chicken. then came chicken fingers. Then came buffalo wings. This snowball effect of chicken evolution has no plans on stopping now. Not with a revolutionary new theory that we here at ghostboner have been hard at work in the lab creating.The idea […]

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Great moments of inspiration.

Great moments of inspiration.

| November 12, 2008 | 0 Comments

There are time when inspiration comes from the most unforeseen of places. Some inspirations date far enough back that it almost becomes a case of what came first ala chicken or the egg. So we have created 2 timelines of a similar process with different consumer goods. HONEY1: Product in natural form. 2: Empty container, […]

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Seth Petruzelli’s Halloween Costume

Seth Petruzelli’s Halloween Costume

| November 11, 2008 | 0 Comments

He better be careful or Kimbo might kick his… oh yeah right, nevermind.

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The true origin of… someone.

The true origin of… someone.

| November 4, 2008 | 0 Comments

more the engrish! When being a child Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly. So affected his strong desire of Revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raws Al-Ghul – the chief of […]

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