Archive for September, 2008

BET Late Night

| September 29, 2008 | 0 Comments

Earlier today at Ghost Boner HQ, we were discussing a favorite post-bar pastime of our youth…drunkenly watching BET Late Night. I don’t know if they still show this crap, but it used to be a showcase of people you’ve never heard of rapping about things they don’t have, like hoes and money, while their cousin […]

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Hot Girls Week: Day 7

Hot Girls Week: Day 7

| September 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

Lucy Pinder

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Hot Girls Week: Day 6

Hot Girls Week: Day 6

| September 26, 2008 | 0 Comments

Kate Beckinsale

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Stripper Fight!

| September 26, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Hot Girls Week: Day 5

Hot Girls Week: Day 5

| September 25, 2008 | 0 Comments

Aubrey O’Day

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Ref Choke Slams A Fighter

| September 25, 2008 | 0 Comments

No matter what you think at the time, nothing good can come from fighting the ref.

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Hot Girls Week: Day 4

Hot Girls Week: Day 4

| September 24, 2008 | 0 Comments

Olivia Munn

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Assault With A Deadly Wet One

Assault With A Deadly Wet One

| September 24, 2008 | 0 Comments

Local WV news website reports: SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station. Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off. Then, he […]

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The Famous Topless "Miley Cyrus" Photo

The Famous Topless "Miley Cyrus" Photo

| September 24, 2008 | 0 Comments

Its a sad day, the end of an era. In this photo you can see that this girl is clearly NOT Miley Cyrus, sorry. I know its fun to pretend, but no matter how much you want this to be Miley Cyrus you can’t ignore the fact that this girl has attached earlobes and Miley […]

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Hot Girls Week: Day 3

Hot Girls Week: Day 3

| September 23, 2008 | 0 Comments

Bar Refaeli

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Hot Girls Week: Day 2

Hot Girls Week: Day 2

| September 22, 2008 | 0 Comments

Audrina Patridge

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If This Doesn’t Make You Chuckle, I Don’t Like You

| September 22, 2008 | 0 Comments

This one’s an oldie, but a goody…and it’s really short, so those of us that have attention issues can play too.

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Hot Girls Week: Day 1

Hot Girls Week: Day 1

| September 21, 2008 | 0 Comments

Megan FoxThe power was out, now its back… Hot Girls Week!

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Anatomy of a Badass

Anatomy of a Badass

| September 18, 2008 | 0 Comments

Last night saw the premier of the new season of The Ultimate Fighter on Spike. There were some impressive fighters (Krzysztof Soszynski, Dave Kaplan) and not so impressive fighters (Lance Evans). Phillipe Nover Fainted at the sight of Dana White, but made up for that extremely embarrassing moment by handling his opponent well and finishings […]

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The truth about the beast uncovered via numerical code.

The truth about the beast uncovered via numerical code.

| September 12, 2008 | 0 Comments

We here at ghostboner have been working diligently trying to uncover the truth behind all things “evil”. You know like demons, ghouls, goblins (also includes goblins of the hobbing nature otherwise known as “hobgoblins”), amish people, and satan himself.The christian right have been pulling the amish grown wool over our eyes for years with their […]

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Battle Rappin’ Rules!

| September 11, 2008 | 0 Comments

After watching this I don’t understand why rap battles aren’t more popular.

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Affliction "Postpones" October Event, Dana White Pollutes Shorts With Glee

Affliction "Postpones" October Event, Dana White Pollutes Shorts With Glee

| September 11, 2008 | 0 Comments

Dana White recently foretold that Affliction would be out of business by January. Looks like he may have been a little conservative in that estimate. Their October show, featuring Andrei Arlovski vs Josh Barnett, was postponed until…well, I guess they didn’t give a new date. The best part of the whole deal is that they […]

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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 7

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 7

| September 10, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 6

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 6

| September 9, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Bad Ass America!

Bad Ass America!

| September 9, 2008 | 0 Comments

An historic event has occurred over the weekend which must be documented. I new addition to modern vernacular has been made: America /əˈmɛrɪkə/[uh-mer-i-kuh]adjective: 1. Extremely impressive.2. Highly unrealistic or impractical; outlandish.3. Paradigm example of triumphExamples: “Man, that F150 is Bad Ass America!” “Did you see that strippers titties? Those things were so America!” “I heard […]

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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 5

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 5

| September 8, 2008 | 0 Comments
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International MMA Nipple Tweaking Conspiracy

International MMA Nipple Tweaking Conspiracy

| September 8, 2008 | 0 Comments

A few weeks ago we posted an incriminating gif of Georges St Pierre fooling around with his nipples before a fight. While this was slightly alarming, we thought it was an isolated incident until…I think it’s too early to label this phenomenon industry wide. Originally we thought that St Pierre was doing this as an […]

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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 4

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 4

| September 7, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 3

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 3

| September 6, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 2

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 2

| September 5, 2008 | 0 Comments
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Suck It NFL

Suck It NFL

| September 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

Two years ago the NFL fined Bengal’s receiver Chad Johnson $5000 for wearing a name tag the read “Ocho Cinco” on his jersey during pregame warm ups. Chad decided to spend this off season legally changing his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. Now the NFL has to allow him to wear the name. He’s […]

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Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 1

Yay! Marisa Miller Week!: Day 1

| September 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

We here at The Boner have declared it Marisa Miller Week! For the next seven days you can expect to find pictures of God’s greatest achievement. …and on the seventh day… Boobies! I know it would be a clever trick to genetically engineer a swimsuit model without nipples to increase the angles and provocative nature […]

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Can you have sex with a man and not be gay?

Can you have sex with a man and not be gay?

| September 4, 2008 | 0 Comments

I know how our fan thinks. You lay in bed at night and wonder if you are gay. What does it feel like to have sex with or be sexed by a guy? We at The Boner want to help you by outlining the ways that two men can have sex and not be gay… […]

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Couture Vs. Lesnar: November 15th

Couture Vs. Lesnar: November 15th

| September 3, 2008 | 0 Comments

Sherdog reported yesterday: Six-time UFC champion Randy Couture will return to the Octagon this November, ending an 11-month legal battle with the promotion he’s called his home for the last 11 years. A previously announced bout between UFC interim heavyweight champion Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira and Frank Mir scheduled for December will determine the next contender […]

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Guard Passing 101

| September 1, 2008 | 0 Comments

I don’t see what the big deal is, passing guard is just this easy. I predict when this information gets out, it revolutionizes MMA and completely removes the ground game from the sport.

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Todd Weeks

| September 1, 2008 | 0 Comments

This man lives at:7972 Council RoadLewistown, OH 43333 I know this, because Todd knows this.His videos are for sale on his website: www.toddweeksmovies.comUnder “Contact Info” on his website: Contact Info: If you want to talk to Todd Weeks, you must send your phone number in the mail. I have free long distance, and I will […]