Archive for August, 2008

You Ain’t Got No Alibi

You Ain’t Got No Alibi

| August 31, 2008 | 0 Comments

These are the ugliest people on the internet, in no particular order. Bonus Game: The first person to successfully masturbate to any of these photos wins a free Ghost Boner T-shirt. Post your entries in the “Comments” section. Let the games begin!!

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Kimbo Slice to Take on Ken Shamrock

| August 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

You read the title, so you know what’s going on. This debacle is set to go down on October 4th on CBS. Shamrock is more washed up than a 19 year old Thai hooker. The guy hasn’t won a fight since 2004, and hasn’t beat a credible opponent since Dan Severn in 1995. Kimbo…don’t get […]

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I Screwed the Pooch

I Screwed the Pooch

| August 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

A couple of days ago, I posted a video of a guy knocking out some jackass that was twirling around the ring like the Queen of all Fairies. It’s been brought to my attention that this video is from the movie Never Back Down. I don’t know why I thought it was a real fight. […]

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Ghost Boner Classic: Skeletor V. Beastman

| August 26, 2008 | 0 Comments

Enjoy this classic video from Brandon Dicamillo, psychopath partly responsible for bringing you Jackass.

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Holy Reach-Around!

Holy Reach-Around!

| August 25, 2008 | 0 Comments

Jesus would give you a reach-around, you know, if he were fucking you in the ass at the time. If this doesn’t get us some hate mail, then I don’t understand the point of organized religion.

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What the Fuck?

What the Fuck?

| August 19, 2008 | 0 Comments

This type of art is apparently called “Macrophile” art. Its made by a guy named gideon, I bet he’s normal, you know aside from drawing horse men with six foot penises. I found it shortly after stating out loud that I was probing the outer fringe of weird shit on the internet. You be the […]

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The Mustache: Friend or Foe?

The Mustache: Friend or Foe?

| August 16, 2008 | 0 Comments

“The Stash” is an extremely difficult piece of facial hair to sport well, here are the top five best ever… 5.Hulk Hogan Iconic ‘stash, he has always had it, which is pretty much a must for this list. Bonus points for it being blonde and technically a fu-manchu which is the only type of mustache […]

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Ghost Boner Classic: True Hollywood Story: Prince

| August 14, 2008 | 0 Comments

Enjoy this classic skit from The Chapelle Show. This video is very hard to track down due to copyright stuff from comedy central, so sorry if it goes down. In my opinion this one is way better than the famous Rick James skit.

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NARP!

| August 14, 2008 | 0 Comments

Live Action Role Playing, or as its alternatively known the nerdiest thing ever done, ever. Being identified in the following video is the same as getting a vasectomy, you will never reproduce. Can you believe there are people out there who are acting out world of warcraft and dungeons and dragons? There people are by […]

Cyanide and Happiness

Cyanide and Happiness

| August 10, 2008 | 0 Comments

We get a ton of e-mail and a large number of them ask for us to do a daily comic here at Ghost Boner. I can barely remember to shower everyday… and that day-light savings time is every 4 years. Cyanide and Happiness. Keep those e-mails coming, Boner fans, we would just be a couple […]

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Self Defense for Dorks

| August 6, 2008 | 0 Comments

All fighters should watch this video…they could learn a lot.

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Bas Rutten is Completely Insane

| August 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

Bas Rutten is an MMA legend…and a possible sociopath with a deep love of the nut shot.

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