The Tommy Toe Hold Show or “Triple-T H S” is a regular web show about MMA. It’s fast-paced style requires your undivided attention or you are bound to miss one of the rapid fire jokes. He is constantly doing impressions ranging from uncanny to so bad that its funny. You should know about Tommy toe […]
I appreciate an up-front woman who says exactly what she means. I mean these days most girls are playing games and messing with a man’s mind. Not Melissa Williams, she has clearly ceased fucking around.
There are a few of things I find impressive about this… 1) Henderson remained (mostly) conscious. 2) Pettis lands perfectly. If this were the olympics of cage running, spinning face-kicking his landing would have scored a 10. 3) God’s restraint in allowing such an affront to his power by Anthony Pettis.
Prepare thine anus! The Ghost Boner is back! Ok so the Ghost Boner train de-railed a little bit there early on in 2009. But, here at Ghost Boner, we have been receiving a lot of requests to not bring back Ghost Boner, which my ego has interpreted as a widespread typo affecting a large number […]
If you look closely you can see a small quantity of urine escape out of the bottom of Florian’s shorts. What people don’t know is fighters are like astronauts or race car drivers, they have all that gear on and they have been strapped in for hours with no bathroom, so when the need arises […]
Remember dragons fucking cars? This is like that only with inspirational phrases incorporated into the art, which I think increases its power 10 fold. If you are anything like me you have come to the point where you can’t spank it to anything but the most fucked up shit you can find(thanks a lot internet, […]
Oh, I get it, Kangaroo. You’re just hanging out, right? I bet if I asked you what you were doing, you would probably say you were “chillaxin’” or something… This is from the blog: Fuck You Penguin. The entire thing can be summed up as a guy taking cute pictures of animals and then going […]
Cage Potato: How does one say “no homo” in Japanese? Shinya “Tobikan Judan” Aoki and Masakazu “Ashikan Judan” Imanari showed up to a recent media grappling session in costume for some reason, with Aoki dressed as a schoolgirl and his Nippon Top Team homeboy as some sort of lecherous gym teacher. Sources tell CagePotato that […]
If the Octagon looks a bit more ethereal than normal, I assure you it is with good reason… This was my view from the complimentary seats given to my friends and I last night for UFC 96 held in suddenly sunny Columbus, Ohio. Dana White, a man whose Santa Claus-like streak of generosity and jovial […]
Now that my “crazy” years are behind me there are some things, looking back, that I meant to accomplish and can’t believe that I never got around to… Visit the Prehistoric Forest restaurant from Tommy-Boy. Website Its just sitting there waiting for me, but I think the fact that it is a functioning tourist attraction […]
So you and crap-rock have been seeing each other for a while, sparks are flying, and you decide its time to take it to the next level. Great to see you’ve decided to make the commitment! Avoid looking foolish by following my handy guide:The ABC’s of ASS-Rock! Step 1: First things first, let’s pick a […]
The Fantastic Voyage.- The fantastic voyage is any sexual contact with the highly regarded rap artist Coolio. The W2.- This is having sex while doing your taxes. Note that the 1040EZ is a protracted form of the W2. The Catch 22.- This is a 2 male, 1 female threesome. The Captain Ahab.- Sex with an […]
As the ghostboner crew transcended upon their favorite eatery for beer and the best hot wings in the world. We knew that such a gathering meant there was work to be done. Work so devious the weak would shy away the very mention of it. Work so vile, so well kept in the depths of […]
Ok, so apparently one of the creators of UFC has been on some heavy hallucinogens. Or maybe he can just be persuaded to put his name on anything. Yes this is arm wrestling… to the MAXX!! apparently its pinfall, knockout, submission, or judges decision. its basically two guys holding hands and fighting as if one […]
Apathy news?… who cares? Yahoo news reports: The expression of indifference or boredom has gained a place in the Collins English Dictionary after generating a surprising amount of enthusiasm among lexicographers. The origins of “meh” are murky, but the term grew in popularity after being used in a 2001 episode of “The Simpsons” in which […]
The big guy with the penis on his chest won. I guess hitting Randy in the head with a truck is his Kryptonite or Communism or whatever Captain America’s weakness was, I don’t remember. The behemoth known as Cock Chestnar knocked The Natural down with a powerful, well placed blow from his redwood with knuckles, […]
For years the world was satisfied with regular old chicken. Then came fried chicken. then came chicken fingers. Then came buffalo wings. This snowball effect of chicken evolution has no plans on stopping now. Not with a revolutionary new theory that we here at ghostboner have been hard at work in the lab creating.The idea […]
There are time when inspiration comes from the most unforeseen of places. Some inspirations date far enough back that it almost becomes a case of what came first ala chicken or the egg. So we have created 2 timelines of a similar process with different consumer goods. HONEY1: Product in natural form. 2: Empty container, […]
more the engrish! When being a child Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly. So affected his strong desire of Revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raws Al-Ghul – the chief of […]
Don’t challenge Joe Rogan to a grappling match on Myspace. He’ll make you look stupid and put it on the internet. Oh yeah, and Eddie Bravo will make fun of you. If you’re anything like me Eddie Bravo’s approval is the most important thing on Earth.
During EliteXC’s broadcast on CBS last night they confirmed that the rumored lightweight title bout between Eddie Alvarez and Nickk Diaz is going to take place on November 8th. If you don’t spend all your free time trying to find MMA to watch like I do, then you may have missed Alvarez’s run through the […]
Tonight Kimbo Slice was supposed to take on Ken Shamrock, a washed up “legend”, who hasn’t won a fight since 2004. Ken cut his eye(in warm ups no less, who does that), and was deemed medically unfit to fight. In stepped Seth Petruzelli, a journeyman who most people felt would leave the cage on a […]
This game is surprisingly fun. Ok so the person or persons responsible for this website don’t fully grasp the English language. “Women” is plural where man is singular. Its ok to make that mistake once, but its on all their graphics and logos and the site name. If you can get past this grammatical sore […]
Earlier today at Ghost Boner HQ, we were discussing a favorite post-bar pastime of our youth…drunkenly watching BET Late Night. I don’t know if they still show this crap, but it used to be a showcase of people you’ve never heard of rapping about things they don’t have, like hoes and money, while their cousin […]