Singing Vaginas

Singing Vaginas

| September 10, 2013 | 0 Comments

Jag känner faktiskt att jag är bättre kompis med min fitta nu (I’m better friends with my cunt now) del 1 from Max Göran on Vimeo.

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Miley Cyrus Nipple From “Wrecking Ball”

Miley Cyrus Nipple From “Wrecking Ball”

| September 10, 2013 | 0 Comments

The video we made showing the scene in question: Miley Cyrus Nipple From “Wrecking Ball” from Ghost Boner on Vimeo. Original video here: Screenshot from the video at 1080p resolution:

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Wikipedia Porn Part Deux

Wikipedia Porn Part Deux

| August 20, 2013 | 0 Comments

More Wiki commons (public domain and freely-licensed) images used somewhere on Wikipedia.

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You Should Know: Tommy Toe Hold

You Should Know: Tommy Toe Hold

| August 19, 2013 | 0 Comments

The Tommy Toe Hold Show or “Triple-T H S” is a regular web show about MMA. It’s fast-paced style requires your undivided attention or you are bound to miss one of the rapid fire jokes. He is constantly doing impressions ranging from uncanny to so bad that its funny. You should know about Tommy toe […]

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Give Me More of That

| August 18, 2013 | 0 Comments

Without the technology of video this moment would have been lost forever. 1:55 if you are in a hurry.

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The Return of Dragons Fucking Cars

The Return of Dragons Fucking Cars

| August 18, 2013 | 0 Comments

Without the internet there would only be cave drawings, this is the current pinnacle of art.  

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Lady – Pussy be Yankin [official video] BANNED uncut version

Lady – Pussy be Yankin [official video] BANNED uncut version

| August 18, 2013 | 0 Comments
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Wikipedia Porn

Wikipedia Porn

| January 1, 2011 | 0 Comments

Your boss, “What’s that a picture of on your screen?” You, “Its ok, it was on Wikipedia” Boss, “Weren’t you wearing pants earlier?”

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Baracka Flacka Flames – Head of The State

| January 1, 2011 | 0 Comments

This is what makes old people wake up screaming… this and phones without buttons.

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Me Rikey Back Flip

| December 31, 2010 | 0 Comments
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“Someone is Going to Eat My Pussy or I’m Going to Cut Your Throat”

“Someone is Going to Eat My Pussy or I’m Going to Cut Your Throat”

| December 31, 2010 | 0 Comments

I appreciate an up-front woman who says exactly what she means. I mean these days most girls are playing games and messing with a man’s mind. Not Melissa Williams, she has clearly ceased fucking around.

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Smang it.

| December 31, 2010 | 0 Comments

“This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusionGotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a Cooch Contusion”Cooch Contusion? I’ll allow it.

Courage Wolf

Courage Wolf

| December 21, 2010 | 0 Comments
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Anthony Pettis Vs Physics

Anthony Pettis Vs Physics

| December 19, 2010 | 0 Comments

There are a few of things I find impressive about this… 1) Henderson remained (mostly) conscious. 2) Pettis lands perfectly. If this were the olympics of cage running, spinning face-kicking his landing would have scored a 10. 3) God’s restraint in allowing such an affront to his power by Anthony Pettis.

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Merry X-mas 2010!

Merry X-mas 2010!

| December 19, 2010 | 0 Comments

Prepare thine anus! The Ghost Boner is back! Ok so the Ghost Boner train de-railed a little bit there early on in 2009. But, here at Ghost Boner, we have been receiving a lot of requests to not bring back Ghost Boner, which my ego has interpreted as a widespread typo affecting a large number […]

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K-Flow

K-Flow

| August 9, 2009 | 0 Comments

If you look closely you can see a small quantity of urine escape out of the bottom of Florian’s shorts. What people don’t know is fighters are like astronauts or race car drivers, they have all that gear on and they have been strapped in for hours with no bathroom, so when the need arises […]

Moonwalking Rhino Cant Stop Pooping

| April 1, 2009 | 0 Comments

Ok so this one isn’t sex but the title alone is worth a post.

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White Wedding, Literal

| March 28, 2009 | 0 Comments

White Wedding: Literal Video Version – watch more funny videos

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Best of Google Streetview

Best of Google Streetview

| March 26, 2009 | 0 Comments

These pictures make me wish I was homeless, its obvious these gentlemen enjoy the kind of freedom on a daily basis that men would fight and die for.

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Dinosaurs Fucking Robots!

Dinosaurs Fucking Robots!

| March 25, 2009 | 0 Comments

Remember dragons fucking cars? This is like that only with inspirational phrases incorporated into the art, which I think increases its power 10 fold. If you are anything like me you have come to the point where you can’t spank it to anything but the most fucked up shit you can find(thanks a lot internet, […]

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Worlds Largest Tetris Game!

Worlds Largest Tetris Game!

| March 24, 2009 | 0 Comments

Giant Tetris Game I dare you to finish a game before tomorrow!

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Bitch Slap!

Bitch Slap!

| March 23, 2009 | 0 Comments

For absolutely no reason whatsoever here is a Japanese slapping game

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Fail Blog: PRNDL Fail

| March 22, 2009 | 0 Comments
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Fuck You, Penguin

Fuck You, Penguin

| March 12, 2009 | 0 Comments

Oh, I get it, Kangaroo. You’re just hanging out, right? I bet if I asked you what you were doing, you would probably say you were “chillaxin’” or something… This is from the blog: Fuck You Penguin. The entire thing can be summed up as a guy taking cute pictures of animals and then going […]

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Aoki, Me Rikey Your Skirta

Aoki, Me Rikey Your Skirta

| March 10, 2009 | 0 Comments

Cage Potato: How does one say “no homo” in Japanese? Shinya “Tobikan Judan” Aoki and Masakazu “Ashikan Judan” Imanari showed up to a recent media grappling session in costume for some reason, with Aoki dressed as a schoolgirl and his Nippon Top Team homeboy as some sort of lecherous gym teacher. Sources tell CagePotato that […]

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UFC 96: A Gift From The Man Himself

UFC 96: A Gift From The Man Himself

| March 8, 2009 | 0 Comments

If the Octagon looks a bit more ethereal than normal, I assure you it is with good reason… This was my view from the complimentary seats given to my friends and I last night for UFC 96 held in suddenly sunny Columbus, Ohio. Dana White, a man whose Santa Claus-like streak of generosity and jovial […]

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The Golden Rule Song

| February 18, 2009 | 0 Comments
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Three Times One Minus One

| February 17, 2009 | 0 Comments

Apparently continuing a theme of R&B parody…

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I’m On a Boat Motherfucker!

| February 16, 2009 | 0 Comments

Andy Sandberg is smarter than rappers and Jewish.

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The UN-Bucket List

The UN-Bucket List

| February 16, 2009 | 0 Comments

Now that my “crazy” years are behind me there are some things, looking back, that I meant to accomplish and can’t believe that I never got around to… Visit the Prehistoric Forest restaurant from Tommy-Boy. Website Its just sitting there waiting for me, but I think the fact that it is a functioning tourist attraction […]

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The A-B-C’s of A-S-S Rock

The A-B-C’s of A-S-S Rock

| February 6, 2009 | 0 Comments

So you and crap-rock have been seeing each other for a while, sparks are flying, and you decide its time to take it to the next level. Great to see you’ve decided to make the commitment! Avoid looking foolish by following my handy guide:The ABC’s of ASS-Rock! Step 1: First things first, let’s pick a […]

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How To Dance 101

| January 4, 2009 | 0 Comments

So I wonder what this fine dance crew is up to these days. If you guessed blowing truckers at the Pilot station, than you are correct.

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The top 5 bad sex moves!

The top 5 bad sex moves!

| November 28, 2008 | 0 Comments

The Fantastic Voyage.- The fantastic voyage is any sexual contact with the highly regarded rap artist Coolio. The W2.- This is having sex while doing your taxes. Note that the 1040EZ is a protracted form of the W2. The Catch 22.- This is a 2 male, 1 female threesome. The Captain Ahab.- Sex with an […]

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Top 5 sex moves we just made up!

Top 5 sex moves we just made up!

| November 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

As the ghostboner crew transcended upon their favorite eatery for beer and the best hot wings in the world. We knew that such a gathering meant there was work to be done. Work so devious the weak would shy away the very mention of it. Work so vile, so well kept in the depths of […]

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Cop steals xbox

| November 22, 2008 | 0 Comments

Embedded video from CNN Video Man those rented police uniforms and stolen car really paid off. Fable 2 is awesome.By the way did anyone get a look at that TV. Im pretty sure you cant even hook an xbox up to it. next time I’ll take those gold toofs too.

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Worst idea ever.

| November 18, 2008 | 0 Comments

Ok, so apparently one of the creators of UFC has been on some heavy hallucinogens. Or maybe he can just be persuaded to put his name on anything. Yes this is arm wrestling… to the MAXX!! apparently its pinfall, knockout, submission, or judges decision. its basically two guys holding hands and fighting as if one […]

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"Meh" Added to Dictionary

"Meh" Added to Dictionary

| November 18, 2008 | 0 Comments

Apathy news?… who cares? Yahoo news reports: The expression of indifference or boredom has gained a place in the Collins English Dictionary after generating a surprising amount of enthusiasm among lexicographers. The origins of “meh” are murky, but the term grew in popularity after being used in a 2001 episode of “The Simpsons” in which […]

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UFC 91: The New Age of Cock Chestnar

UFC 91: The New Age of Cock Chestnar

| November 16, 2008 | 0 Comments

The big guy with the penis on his chest won. I guess hitting Randy in the head with a truck is his Kryptonite or Communism or whatever Captain America’s weakness was, I don’t remember. The behemoth known as Cock Chestnar knocked The Natural down with a powerful, well placed blow from his redwood with knuckles, […]

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Chicken: the revelation.

Chicken: the revelation.

| November 14, 2008 | 0 Comments

For years the world was satisfied with regular old chicken. Then came fried chicken. then came chicken fingers. Then came buffalo wings. This snowball effect of chicken evolution has no plans on stopping now. Not with a revolutionary new theory that we here at ghostboner have been hard at work in the lab creating.The idea […]

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Great moments of inspiration.

Great moments of inspiration.

| November 12, 2008 | 0 Comments

There are time when inspiration comes from the most unforeseen of places. Some inspirations date far enough back that it almost becomes a case of what came first ala chicken or the egg. So we have created 2 timelines of a similar process with different consumer goods. HONEY1: Product in natural form. 2: Empty container, […]

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Seth Petruzelli’s Halloween Costume

Seth Petruzelli’s Halloween Costume

| November 11, 2008 | 0 Comments

He better be careful or Kimbo might kick his… oh yeah right, nevermind.

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The true origin of… someone.

The true origin of… someone.

| November 4, 2008 | 0 Comments

more the engrish! When being a child Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly. So affected his strong desire of Revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raws Al-Ghul – the chief of […]

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Apparently I’m Obsessed With Joe Rogan At The Moment

| October 7, 2008 | 0 Comments

Don’t challenge Joe Rogan to a grappling match on Myspace. He’ll make you look stupid and put it on the internet. Oh yeah, and Eddie Bravo will make fun of you. If you’re anything like me Eddie Bravo’s approval is the most important thing on Earth.

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Joe Rogan Knows All and Sees All

| October 6, 2008 | 0 Comments

This is why Joe Rogan is the perfect fit for an MMA commentator, even in his “foggiest” of moments he managed to call this fight correctly. Apparently he also enjoys watching TV in someone’s basement rape-room.

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Diaz vs. Alvarez

Diaz vs. Alvarez

| October 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

During EliteXC’s broadcast on CBS last night they confirmed that the rumored lightweight title bout between Eddie Alvarez and Nickk Diaz is going to take place on November 8th. If you don’t spend all your free time trying to find MMA to watch like I do, then you may have missed Alvarez’s run through the […]

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Kimbo Slice Is The Best Fighter Ever…

| October 5, 2008 | 0 Comments

Tonight Kimbo Slice was supposed to take on Ken Shamrock, a washed up “legend”, who hasn’t won a fight since 2004. Ken cut his eye(in warm ups no less, who does that), and was deemed medically unfit to fight. In stepped Seth Petruzelli, a journeyman who most people felt would leave the cage on a […]

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Man or Women?

Man or Women?

| October 3, 2008 | 0 Comments

This game is surprisingly fun. Ok so the person or persons responsible for this website don’t fully grasp the English language. “Women” is plural where man is singular. Its ok to make that mistake once, but its on all their graphics and logos and the site name. If you can get past this grammatical sore […]

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BET Late Night

| September 29, 2008 | 0 Comments

Earlier today at Ghost Boner HQ, we were discussing a favorite post-bar pastime of our youth…drunkenly watching BET Late Night. I don’t know if they still show this crap, but it used to be a showcase of people you’ve never heard of rapping about things they don’t have, like hoes and money, while their cousin […]

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Hot Girls Week: Day 7

Hot Girls Week: Day 7

| September 27, 2008 | 0 Comments

Lucy Pinder

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Hot Girls Week: Day 6

Hot Girls Week: Day 6

| September 26, 2008 | 0 Comments

Kate Beckinsale

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